18. California. I don't know what this blog is, thanks for visiting.
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DYLAN AND COLE ON THAT 70’s SHOW
MY EXISTENCE WAS IRRELEVANT TILL I FOUND THIS OUT
WHICH ONES WHICH
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
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when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
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| Tumblr app: | I'm done loading |
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| Me: | but what about all these blank pictures and gifs |
| Tumblr app: | did I fucking stutter |
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
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I’m still proud of myself for this.
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